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AUGUST 16TH marks National Joke Day and is the perfect occasion to share some laughs with friends and family.

Check out our top jokes and let us know your favourites over on our socials…

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

Happy National Joke Day! May your day be filled with laughter and joy.